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16 Silly Kid’s Jokes – Guaranteed to Get the Giggles Out

July 3, 2017 by Jennifer 2 Comments

In our household, the silly kids jokes all started a few years ago with an episode of Word World my daughter watched. There was a joke in it that she became obsessed with. It’s still her go-to joke to this day, probably about 3 years later (#4).

These 16 Silly Kids Jokes will have your kiddos rolling on the floor!

We always had humor in our house growing up, and now that I have kids I can see why. There’s not much better than seeing their little giggles, or watching the pride in pulling off a funny joke.

My repertoire of jokes was not completely… clean shall we say? So I went on the search to find appropriate, silly kids jokes, and had a surprisingly tough time. So I thought I would compile my own list.

Let me know in the comments what your favorite kids joke is!

Here’s what’s been circulating around our house:

16 Silly Kids Jokes

16 Silly Kids Jokes

1.What do you call the biggest ant in the world?

An elephANT

2. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crummy

3. Why did Tigger look in the potty?

Because he was looking for Pooh

4. How do ducks fly?

They just wing it

5. What keeps football players cool?

Their fans

6. Where do kids go to grow?

KinderGARDEN

7. What’s brown and sticky?

A stick

8. What do you call a dog in the middle of Summer?

A hot dog

9. What do you call cheese that’s not yours?

Nacho cheese

10. How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it

11. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

Arrrrrrrr

12. What did one bee say to the other bee?

Wasabi

13. How do oceans greet each other?

They wave

14. Why did the orange lose the race?

Because it ran out of juice

15. What kind of witch do you find at the beach?

a SANDwich

16. Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools

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Here’s a cool book a friend showed me that I wish I had bought a looooong time ago. It seems like if the kids say something funny, if I don’t write it down then and there I forget it almost immediately. This is a great way to keep track of all the funny things (This is an affiliate link.)

What’s your favorite silly kids joke?

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  1. Arden | The-Grandma-Blog says

    July 3, 2017 at 7:19 am

    As you can imagine, the elephANT joke is big in this house! ;-)
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    • Jennifer says

      July 3, 2017 at 2:21 pm

      Of course it is, I put it on there just for you!
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